Undisclosed location:

The theme of my next non-party. Of course Inspired by Karl Rove's departure, and the impending departure of Tony Snow and then the entire administration.
Yeah, I know Cheney is the one who's always hiding, but the way I figure it, Rove & co have so many democratic hitmen after them, after 2008, they'll be permanently unavailable.
Of course, the main feature of this party would be it's non-location. We'd first gather at someone's disclosed location, and then determine an 'alternate, undisclosed location' and immediately move there without telling anyone. Preferably in large, black, unmarked SUVs.
I was thinking the participants could make up a list of possibilities, and then go through them enie-menie-mo style while watching, say, CNN, and when a member of the administration comes on, we'll stop and go to that 'undisclosed' location. Which of course would involve the shredding/burning of that document.
Activities might include (but are not limited to):
-shooting caged animals but still missing horribly (aka darts)
-evil laughter
-pretend perjury
-leaking classified information (aka gossiping)
-reinstating 'line item veto' powers (MASH)
-avoiding press conferences (selecting one party member as the 'press secretary' who would communicate with all other people who (annoyingly) might have to know some stuff, ie waiters, bartenders, etc-- under only the direst of circumstances would anyone else speak to an outsider.)
-and a drinking game that would relate to the liberal media.
And somebody would get to play 'Bush' and DD all the soused staff. They would have the added perk of getting to say any bushisms they wanted though, without censor. ie strategery, newclear, etc.

Anyone have more ideas?