TAKE THAT ESTABLISHMENT! I'M GONNA WORK WITHIN THE SYSTEM TO ENACT CHANGE, BOOYAH!
So, I voted. and it was badass. I even walked to the poll uphill both ways in the dark just to rub it in.
I did yoga last night and that was fun.
April says bats hibernate... so I guess we'll work on getting those houses up soon! She also has a craft fair coming up that I plan on going to-- I actually wrote it in my planbook! Yay social interaction!
Speaking of social interaction, I realized while walking uphill both ways inthe dark to the poll that I have been producing imaginary friends. Yes. I realize this is probably not a surprise to most of you, and you assume this is normal, but actually, it has intensified!
Anyway, it's not 'imaginary' because it's you guys... some actual situational examples follow.
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situation> ::awkward situation at work::
hallucination> ::Karine laughs in a barely stifled manner over my shoulder:: and says "Meredith, that was gold" or something like that.
situation> I then smirk and leave co-workers even more confused
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situation> I smell woodsmoke
hallucination> everyone (sp. Katherine) in mocking near unison "like, omg, is that woodsmoke???" followed by dramatic air sniffing.
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situation> I bring some disgusting amalgamation of leftovers for lunch, in the actual example I am thinking of it was: fake crab sticks, green beans, and red pepper fritata bits in tomato soup 'sauce'.
hallucination> Claire's delicately acted yet brutally honest "just a taste" ritual
ps i was talking to mom on the phone while she was driving home, and apparently she missed her exit. She may be half an hour out of her way now, haha. That's what she gets for talking to me, it's just so engrossing.
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I'm so excited!!! It's been too long since I've had social interaction outside the computer (because I have tons of imaginary friends that live here in cyberspace). Forgive me in advance if I act like a total goob.
(BTW, I'm pretty sure SOME species of bats do migrate (I just know some around here do not), so you're both right. ^.^)
You are so right to classify voting as badass. It completely is. Especially the part where they give you a sticker. I made a point to go to several public places wearing my sticker, which I believe says loud and clear: "That's right, motherfuckers. I voted today. Get out of my way."
P.S. Your examples of your "imaginary" friends had me laughing for a long time. Awesome.
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