My inability to get a job is clearly due to one undeniable fact:
I'm just too awesome for employers.
They can't handle my vast and extensive level of expertise. They can't handle my 'soft skills' and fluid, casual use of psychological jargon. In other words, they are afraid that I would show them up even as their underling.
Now, I can understand their fears. I scare myself sometimes with just how obscenely productive I am. But let's just hope the folks at the certain company I just applied to aren't too vain for their own good, and realize the value of having an overly qualified employee.
Let's hope.
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